Sunday, March 20, 2011

Spring?

So, Spring Break!... Big events of note would include; Battle Los Angeles, That movie has some of the cheesiest monologues ever. But the action and special effects are so awesome that you do not care once those moments are over. Battle LA makes you believe there is no way they could make it, and care! The best way to summarize this flick is by smashing Black Hawk Down and Independence Day together. If you take the plots and set the 3 of them together it's mind blowing how many similarities travel between the movies.

I also viewed a bunch of other movies and tv series, but the one that I wanna talk about is Rango. Rango is a spaghetti western that cannot decide what kind of movie it wants to be. An animated spaghetti western with animals? Yeah, sounds like a silly concept for kids right? Well, that's what it markets itself as, but this movie contains so many... not even adult jokes, but the elevated language and adult humor caused my date and I to laugh more than the kids, the movies apparent target audience. The movie made me wonder, if scripts this good are being produced for movies that pander themselves to the wrong audience, what is going on with these films whose scripts are terrible.

I'm out.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Debilitation

Last week was one of my busiest weeks. I thought I was doing really well handling everything on my plate. I was going 7 am til 1 or 2 in the morning everyday. I was beginning to feel exhausted and weak on friday afternoon. I had class until 3 then I had to work from 5 til midnight at the FamVid. I reached my sales goals for the month so that was awesome, but I was a mess. I had a hard time standing up most of the time, but I had a smile on my face whenever I saw a customer. Needless to say by the end of the night I was dead. I stayed the night at Em's house and passed out immediately.

I was really ticked off the next morning cause I still felt like crap, but got up to take the kids in the Comic Culture Forum to Buffalo to go to a Comic Book shop. I got up at 830 to make sure I was there on time. 12 kids signed up and 3 showed up. I canceled the trip to the unfortunate displeasure of the three kids that showed up. Epic Fail.

The rest of the day I spent in bed playing Dragon Age 2. Saving my spiel about that game for the Raphy Report so tune in next week for my partial review! You should be checking in every week anyway.

The one issue I am going to encounter this week is dealing with people and professionalism. To me and the other producers, The Raphy Report is more important than any other job. So, we arrive early, we are kind, courteous and friendly and we respect each other. We had a violation of this last week so we will need to talk about this. This is not just any other GODDAMNNEWSSHOW. Yeah I swear, but I am still serious as shit about the Raphy Report. So you better look out or your head is gonna be gone.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Are You As Excited As I Am?

You might be, but about something different. I won't judge you, but I might. People get confusing when they are not straight forward with you, right? I do that. SEE it sucks!


Anyway, The Raphy Report has like 20 members now. It is awesome! So many crazy things are happening it is almost to much to handle, but it makes me happy. I am trying to synergize myself for my internet whoring fetish, and for the raphy report. I just signed up for tumblr, which I do not know what I am gonna do with yet. I am quite comfortable with blogger and twitter.

I also get upset about people who settle for Microsoft products. It's ok if you are writing code, but not ok if you are anyone else. The only reason I run a PC is because I am to fuckin broke to buy a MAC.

In all honesty I am using all of you to procrastinate from writing my one page paper. Yeah it's only one page. Don't judge me/you can judge me.

OHOHOHOH! You know what ticked me off today?! I said "God Damn" in a segment. The guy at the TV station told us to bleep it or mute it out. WHAT?! On Late Night Fredonia A kid is pretending to jerk himself off and another kid says god dammit when he loses a video game. How about DOUBLE FREAKIN STANDARDS! My policy is, if you do not want to hear these terms that our demographic of 18 to 24 year olds use... GET YOUR NEWS SOMEWHERE ELSE. *PRAT*

(dropped mic and walked off stage)